if you cant handle me at my worst then leave because i dont have a best im always awful
PRESS PLAY AND WATCH THE GIF
I WAS EXPECTING SOME REALLY CREEPY MUSIC AND THEN THIS HAPPENED. I cant breathe. I can’t stop laughing.
I don’t know if I’ve ever laughed that loudly before. I was NOT expecting that!
LMFAO IM LAUGHING SO HARD I CANHT
can i just say that i really fucking love tumblr
SOCIAL JUSTICE STEVE IS WHAT KEEPS ME GOING
STEVE BEING PHYSICALLY REPULSED WHEN HE’S USED AS A POSTER BOY FOR “RETURNING TO TRADITIONAL AMERICAN VALUES” JUST BECAUSE HE HAS BLONDE HAIR AND BLUE EYES
STEVE REFUSING TO ENDORSE PRODUCTS RUN BY MULTINATIONAL CORPORATIONS BECAUSE THEY EXPLOIT PEOPLE IN OTHER COUNTRIES
STEVE SUPPORTING LABOR UNIONS
SOCIAL JUSTICE STEVE
April 24th 1558 "The marriage was therefore solemnly celebrated in the great church and the palace in Paris; where we were this queen appear more beauteous than a goddes from the skies, whether in the morning, going to her espousals in noble majesty, or leading, after dinner, at the ball, or advancing in the evening with modest steps to offer and perform hew vows to Hymen; so that the voice of all as one man resounded and proclaimed throughout the Court and the great city that happy a hundredfold was he, the prince, thus just joined to such a princess; and that even if Scotland were a thing of price its queen out-valued it; for had she neither crown nor sceptre her person and her glorious beauty were worth a kingdom; therefore, being a queen, she brought to France and her husband a double fortune.
This was what the world went saying of her ; and for this reason she was called queen-dauphine and her husband the king- dauphin, they living together in great love and pleasent concord.”
- Illustrious Dames of the Court of the Valois Kings